• Not a real pen…
  • Baths traumatize even the coolest cats
  • Best music for making love…
  • Douchebag level: Soulja Boy
  • Gurl, let me see…
  • This job sucks…
  • Stop and smell the roses
  • And the world keeps wondering…
  • Rescued dog
  • This guy doesn’t know what fear is
  • I like you
  • B*tch, don’t touch me.