• If I was God…
  • The cutest old couple…
  • For a good time…
  • Not hungry…
  • Wake me up when…
  • Please stand up if you’re dumb
  • The new Twilight?
  • A friendly reminder from your local neighborhood seagulls
  • Your status sucks
  • If Pixar made Portal…
  • This is a tree remover
  • I am not a lucky person