• What are you doing? You’re not a real boy…
  • Disappointments in life…
  • A great woman…
  • I’m truly looking forward to being 85…
  • Yesterday…
  • Did you ever notice?
  • If Pokemon were drawn by Tim Burton…
  • Brain is… confused
  • Funniest auto-corrects of 2011
  • Meanwhile, in Sweden…
  • I can jump puddle!
  • Every time I sweep the floor