• I’ll take you under my wing…
  • Only in Africa…
  • Depressed Birthday Dog
  • He is invincible now…
  • Proud Dad
  • I believe you have a wrong number…
  • Modern poetry
  • 22 Stabs per Minute?
  • How can the world end in 2012…
  • How my girlfriend feels when I wake her up for sex
  • Damn you George Harrison!
  • A message from the Ministry of Britishness…