• Landing on my feet is overrated…
  • Stingray X-ray
  • Good Guy John
  • Classy move…
  • Wonder Woman
  • This is what it feels like waiting for my lunch break
  • Elves
  • My bed is trying to get me fired
  • Judgmental gorilla
  • Proof that girls are evil
  • Just exercising half of my body
  • Okay, poop is coming out…