• The true meaning of 5 minutes…
  • The Terror Wagon
  • I’ll make you love me…
  • You’ve done one of these…
  • Personal DJ…
  • Every time I go to a job interview…
  • Screw reptiles
  • Failed sneak attack…
  • This cop is a badass
  • Hi, I’m Doug! And I love you!
  • Megan Fox and me at Disneyland
  • Want anything?