• Words of pure wisdom…
  • Find the gay person…
  • Squint your eyes…
  • Saw you looking at those shoes…
  • What actually makes you cry…
  • It’s not worth it
  • The Trap Rug
  • I’m not single
  • Oreo stuffed chocolate chip cookies
  • How I feel when I leave work on a Friday…
  • Chill, chill…
  • Hey, get back here with those!