• Sophisticated cat finally buys a boat…
  • Please, I’m fabulous…
  • I don’t want to live anymore…
  • Getting in an argument with a woman
  • It’s not that simple…
  • Damn You Siri!
  • What kind of sorcery is this?
  • Let me in dammit!
  • Every time I add a new friend on Facebook…
  • Sorry, girl…
  • Indianapolis Weather Advisory
  • That poor polar bear…