• The only way I know to play video games…
  • How songs are made these days…
  • Do I look pretty?
  • Vegan?
  • When you see that person on Facebook who “likes” their own comments…
  • Whenever ice drops out on my kitchen floor…
  • I slept with my patient…
  • Photo booth proposal
  • Votes in Russia
  • It hurts
  • He’s coming right at us
  • Can I copy your homework?