• There is someone for everyone…
  • She’ll appreciate them…
  • I feel so powerful…
  • I need to get me one of these…
  • Scumbag Pet
  • I’m out of here guys…
  • One of Microsoft’s biggest lies…
  • The worst moment in my life…
  • A little slice of paradise
  • Quit looking at her!
  • Just got my hair done
  • Lemonade?