• Things your cat wants for Christmas…
  • You now have timeline…
  • She’s right…
  • I’m an enchanter…
  • Jeff Goldblum playing piano for Zooey Deschanel and Jane Lynch
  • Sorry I hurt your feelings…
  • Diabeetus
  • Even numbers
  • Cold beer
  • Time spent by a printer…
  • I feel like…
  • Sometimes I wish I could be a kid again