• A few years ago…
  • This is how tequila works…
  • The gay test
  • Talking to my girlfriend…
  • Oh yeah, apple juice!
  • When you want to slap someone…
  • My kind of district
  • Perfect name for a lawyer
  • So that explains it
  • Public displays of affection
  • Every time I grill
  • A physics professor’s car sticker