• My favorite thing…
  • Oh my god, I’m a bird…
  • Bus, go home…
  • Seriously, trust me…
  • Folding Furniture…
  • It’s official …
  • I’m random like that…
  • Facebook arguments
  • Cleaning
  • Meanwhile, in a testicle…
  • Excuse me sir, have you seen my glasses?
  • I’m considering a career in organized crime