• Can you see anything?
  • Last day at work…
  • When it comes down to it…
  • Every time I go to the doctor…
  • No wonder I’m unemployed…
  • The Joker explains FarmVille…
  • Some Foreskin That I Used To Know…
  • Theodore Roosevelt’s diary entry the day his wife died
  • How we used to think of the future
  • Middle class
  • Any kind of music
  • Sorry, you can’t take those nail clippers on the plane