• Don’t trust anyone…
  • Marilyn Manson on Johnny Depp…
  • Scorpions are jerks…
  • If Ariel was featured on Hoarders…
  • If he ever found out…
  • Me Gusta Lisa
  • Sleeping with pets…
  • The inside of a Leatherback Sea Turtle’s mouth. Nope.
  • Words fail me…
  • Pretty damn soon
  • Don’t scare me like that again, bro
  • Hands at gigs