• Yes, I’d like one cup please…
  • Right in the feels…
  • Panda Frat Party
  • The simpler days…
  • That’s when you really know…
  • Rolling news celebrity death coverage
  • I’m too old for that…
  • Parents are too mainstream
  • In the house…
  • Peeing…
  • Give me my damn ice cream!
  • Every time I check the Internet before going to bed…