• Kitten logic…
  • Adventure Time’s only explanation
  • Obama’s stealth insulting…
  • You’re probably not manly enough for it…
  • I’ll watch you while you sleep…
  • Sticks are addictive…
  • The worst thing about tennis…
  • Screw Summer!
  • If you watch Black Swan backwards…
  • How celebrities see most of the fans they meet…
  • Reasons I buy Hillshire Farms lunch meat…
  • The Alpha Male