• You are not my son!
  • What’s your problem?
  • Olympics Opening Ceremony = Lord of the Rings
  • Testing Machine
  • Why I drink coffee when I wake up…
  • At the Welsh dentist…
  • I’m not funny
  • How I feel when I get out of the movie theater in the middle of the day
  • The best pick up line
  • Basket building
  • Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter
  • Photobombing fish