• Getting Out Of Bed Haiku…
  • Les Miserables summed up…
  • Kids from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory nowadays…
  • Female body types…
  • When ads tell the truth
  • Cramps
  • A good reason for divorce
  • Dubstep kitten
  • Whenever I try to touch a girl sensually…
  • Why you shouldn’t steal other’s food
  • That’s the Earth, dear, that’s where Grandma was born.
  • Cloon