• I built my lady a house…
  • Cooking something while on the computer…
  • Not this time, Batman…
  • Seeing myself on camera…
  • No but seriously imagine it this way…
  • The perfect gift for your dad: Sock Sandals
  • Things you see in the subway…
  • Huge fan of 50 Cent…
  • After you step on your cat’s foot…
  • 82 years and 9 months
  • The meanest threat
  • The start of every House episode ever