• Don’t worry Hawkeye, I’ll take care of you…
  • Magic Dandelion
  • So I’m talking to a friend online…
  • Hey, I just bit you…
  • Where do astronauts hang out?
  • Relationship Status
  • War has never solved anything
  • When everyone talks about their iPhone or Android and I have an old cell phone…
  • About that bubble wrap calendar…
  • You just got friendzoned…
  • Scumbag Santa
  • Wedding rings of holocaust victims