• The last person I kissed was…
  • Welcome sir…
  • When someone praises me…
  • I just evolved legs
  • The Secret Behind The iPhone Upgrade…
  • Because he’s worth it
  • Problem with Personal Trainer
  • Teabag cookies
  • Fortunately, I’m never hungry in the morning
  • Fatherhood encompassed in a status update
  • Mmm, not right now
  • Poor thing