• I thought I was clear…
  • Trespassers be warned…
  • On a scale of 1-100…
  • Whatever doesn’t offend you…
  • “A lot of guys are after me”
  • ‘That’ girl…
  • Only one way to explain it…
  • A Lego employee’s business card
  • Stuttering friends
  • My reaction when I tried L’oreal no more tears shampoo…
  • Must… resist… slapping it…
  • Well, it is a beetle…