• Getting Out Of Bed Haiku…
  • Disney Burn…
  • Meanwhile, in a parallel universe…
  • Hired to impregnate neighbor’s beauty queen wife, fails after 72 sessions
  • The force is strong with this koala…
  • Life = Ruined
  • Almost every day…
  • Static electricity
  • Black cats only
  • My face when I say something sarcastic and no one gets it
  • Anna Rexia, the eating disorder Halloween costume
  • A picture worth a thousand words