• Every time I say ‘only one…’
  • Two guys and two dogs. Only one scooter…
  • He likes his women like he likes his board games…
  • Poor Mike…
  • Alfa Stallion
  • Puurrito
  • Hunter
  • Not on your life
  • Say people
  • Dramatic Facebook Statuses
  • I think it is time for a larger dog bed…
  • Will Ferrell is a genius