• The way my mind works…
  • Bill Gates is going to hell…
  • You don’t mess with this man…
  • Siri ruined my hope for a relationship…
  • Goodnight pumpkin…
  • My Skype conversations
  • Addiction
  • Hypnotizing Chinchilla
  • Intelligent bathroom
  • French girl, you wear a hat. Spanish boy, you wear a hat too. And you, Chinese boy…
  • Grammatically awkward
  • This is not Burger King