• Best security idea I’ve ever heard…
  • Whenever I highlight…
  • The bigger the truck…
  • Nobody’s going to believe you…
  • Go Sooty!
  • People I insult…
  • College during winter
  • Sad cat
  • Someone stole my dartboard!
  • What being a third wheel feels like
  • There is an ‘i’ in team
  • Eiffel Tower in construction