• Well said
  • T.hanks a lot…
  • Every time I try to sneak out…
  • Take it, it’s free…
  • Sounds like a plan
  • Chocolate pencils
  • When I bump into my ex…
  • I’ll just leave my cow here
  • The forever alone guy moment…
  • Barbecue
  • Fatherhood encompassed in a status update
  • Extra large