• So they exist in real life…
  • I don’t know who you are…
  • They’re all going straight to hell
  • Hey, nice shoes!
  • Head turners
  • The worst thing about this generation
  • Megan Fox in 2005, without any plastic surgery
  • My resume
  • Happy Halloween
  • The uprising is about to begin
  • I do indeed, sir
  • On the phone with mom