• She may have a thing for gold…
  • Please make it happen…
  • Really bad analogies written by high school students…
  • I want to go back in time…
  • Barbie and Ken in real life
  • The most irritating software in the world
  • The most prolific graffiti artist
  • I’m not funny
  • A cow licking a sheep
  • I don’t want to live anymore so I add ketchup to my wrists
  • Platypus: The Swiss Army Knife of Animals
  • Can you keep a straight face?