• I don’t need a smartphone…
  • Beware of the beast…
  • Childhood = punched in the stomach…
  • Marley & Me…
  • My weekend plans
  • Pope Vader
  • Bye, daddy…
  • How my summer will probably go…
  • Bad Parking Form
  • Eat all the Cheez-Its!
  • Drawing myself
  • Teacher vowed not to shave until bin Laden killed or captured