• God has no favorites…
  • Important Relationship Advice
  • No one likes my status…
  • Some people just need a hug…
  • How I eat Doritos…
  • English can be confusing…
  • Peace
  • “Please continue, I’m listening…”
  • I’m officially old. This is the baby from Nevermind.
  • Excuse me Sir, have you seen three cats running by?
  • As usual
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