• Cat Hair Spread-O-Tron…
  • Santa just got real…
  • Blond…
  • Something I’ve noticed through the years…
  • Hang in there, help is on the way…
  • Alcohol and calculus
  • Honest Advertising
  • Cute little baby dolphin
  • Gandalf…
  • I wanna get down there, but I don’t wanna expend energy… Hernnghhhh flop.
  • Sleeping with my girlfriend
  • Listen up, ladies…