• What I hate about the winter…
  • Never seen Star Wars?
  • Best security idea I’ve ever heard…
  • Party rules
  • Goodbye cruel, cruel world…
  • Lingual differences
  • What we all want
  • The pamphlet that cops fear most
  • The way people view me
  • Meanwhile, On the Ferry to San Francisco…
  • One of the worst feelings
  • Why I check my voicemail