• True words…
  • Lazy people problems…
  • The right priorities
  • My girlfriend left this on my desk this morning…
  • Apple Stahp…
  • The math equation that always gets different answers
  • When I try to be funny…
  • I’m not falling for that again
  • No matter what movie I see him in
  • Brain = gone
  • Do as I say, not as I do
  • Sleeping with my girlfriend