• My cat didn’t forget about my gift…
  • Last Christmas I gave you my heart…
  • Fun fact…
  • No time for this
  • Black Licorice
  • Now they regret it…
  • When people see me at the supermarket…
  • Vampires vs. The One Percent
  • It’s OK, I wasn’t planning on sleeping tonight anyway
  • I must go
  • Something’s off…
  • Business card random stranger handed me…