• If you watch godzilla backwards…
  • The way my alarm works
  • The logic of females
  • No gun, but he’s loaded…
  • Death to the Facebook Cancer…
  • Owning your ex
  • When you want to slap someone…
  • Five-second rule
  • Good game, bro. Good game.
  • Love is a drug
  • Where did the ball go?
  • Let’s keep it that way