• Epic parenting…
  • Clean clothes…
  • Damn spiders…
  • It’s okay buddy…
  • Your Facebook picture
  • One does not…
  • Please don’t see me
  • Super Mario Bros. pocket watch
  • Every time I get into an argument with my girlfriend…
  • P90x! It really works!
  • Rubber Duck
  • Him! He took my lunchmoney!