• Why I shop at K-Mart…
  • Eleven year olds today…
  • No more baths…
  • That photo of yourself…
  • Tampon Commercials
  • Slow down
  • Peter Jackson walking around with some freaky dudes
  • A 125 lb yellow lab during a thunderstorm
  • I’ma nom your head…
  • In the house…
  • How cruel is that?
  • “We know all your secrets”