• Black hole of cuteness…
  • A swimming pool inside your house…
  • I can’t drive…
  • No but seriously imagine it this way…
  • Why Snooki doesn’t eat lobster…
  • Swimming is the best…
  • Poor Muffin…
  • Dumbo got to second base with Katy Perry
  • What is it called?
  • Aw, maaaan. Turn out the lights.
  • Have you ever been so pissed off…
  • Mam, can I borrow your fire?