• Go home grammar check. You’re drunk.
  • What did I just hear?
  • Education these days…
  • I am a cat and I can sleep wherever I want
  • Every single time
  • 12-year-old kid tells it like it is
  • Can I bring Dave?
  • Why I don’t let my girlfriend play with my Xbox…
  • One day they might save your life
  • Ghost poop
  • No period
  • Would you just shut up?