• That’s some interesting news…
  • Wish I could wear one of these…
  • The end is near…
  • Just the normal dog sliding…
  • They didn’t mean to…
  • Enlist today!
  • Don’t worry professor…
  • Not helpful
  • Unfortunately true
  • When I see an old picture of me…
  • Tiny toothpick treehouse
  • This is stuck in your head and there’s nothing you can do about it