• Etch-a-sketch disaster…
  • Always smooth with the ladies…
  • Jamaican Dog…
  • Saw you looking at those shoes…
  • Snooki’s book actually got some pretty great reviews?
  • My pizza has arrived…
  • The predictions were right…
  • Employee of the month…
  • Indestructible Game Boy
  • Secret love
  • Every essay I have ever written
  • Being a man in Victoria’s Secret