• A gift from my girlfriend…
  • Huge difference
  • Costumes and candy are overrated…
  • When your favorite song comes on…
  • Have you seen my pills?
  • So rude…
  • Off you go, mouse!
  • I dare you
  • I can see stars…
  • I’m in that weird part of YouTube again…
  • You know it’s bad when new toys are making Barbie look fat
  • Got the results from your surgery…