• The only species that can live forever…
  • When a guy can’t find a life partner…
  • Are you African?
  • Whenever ice drops out on my kitchen floor…
  • Kanye West
  • The only man who can stop Bond…is Bond
  • Santa Hedgehog
  • Location of my cat
  • Zombie hand spoon
  • Your brain is predictable
  • A window that turns into a balcony
  • He must be a very good eBay seller

18 January, 2014 in Funny | Comment