• Not sure if hipster…
  • Crazy pancake art…
  • The Amazing Regal Ring-Necked Snake
  • Damn, I look good…
  • The world would be a better place…
  • Someone told me I looked ugly today…
  • You guys suck…
  • Excuse me shark…
  • Studying for commercial pilot…
  • Liars
  • Wishful thinking
  • The formula for every X-Files episode ever made