• Breaking Grumpy News…
  • Catnip toy broke…
  • You’re my favorite lamp
  • Your biggest achievement…
  • This guy has strong arms…
  • Beer fountain
  • You just realized dogs drink with the underside of their tongue
  • Ready for sharkweek
  • Pass the butter…
  • Can’t afford a fancy car?
  • How hurricane Irene looks from space right now
  • And they laughed when I said I wanted to become a cheerleader…