• God plays The Sims…
  • What happens to my head at least once a day…
  • How Moses pees…
  • Go to college…
  • Possessed Kitten
  • Procrastinating…
  • My childhood ripped up and thrown into a fire
  • Say no to cookies
  • You interrupted my sleep
  • Laziness level: Disney
  • If you don’t pay…
  • Don’t talk while he drives