• Reading my old Facebook statuses…
  • Ellen’s wise words…
  • In Soviet Russia…
  • Sounds like a good idea…
  • Beware of the gamer
  • Every single day of my life…
  • Some relationships…
  • Every time someone tries my glasses on…
  • When did the big bang take place?
  • Can you guess all 8 correctly?
  • Sleeping with pets…
  • For Christ’s Sake