• Can’t… handle… speed…
  • Sarcasm Society…
  • I present to you, the peacock spider…
  • Oh, so you don’t like something about me?
  • Excellent timing
  • Good old days…
  • Where’s your god now?
  • Why you shouldn’t post pictures of yourselves on the internet
  • Disregard human. Acquire sled.
  • What happens when I try to get away from the Internet
  • Poor George Washington…
  • That sure looks comfy…